Stolen from the awesome


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"It's not like Joshua walked around professing that he was the son of god every day of the week." (From Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal I demand you read it >:})

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
The aforementioned book, a few pennies, and an empty cup + my wireless internet adapter thingie-majig.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Adventures of Pinocchio 8D The live action film from 1996, which I haven't seen since I was a 13 or something.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:08 >:{ Getting late </3

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Silence D: Literally Nu fair house! Be noisy }:< I demand it!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Prolly not since 2 years ago, which was the last time I went camping D: *is saddened by this realization*

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Me and my girl on Second Life having virtual snuggles

9. What are you wearing?
A loose orange t-shirt and pink pajama pants with roses on them.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yah 8{ Er, it was a little confusing, but I think I had a dream about these characters from a story I'm reading, and at one point I was drugged for some reason and they were laughing at me but I wasn't even me, but one of my own characters which was a guy. It was weird D:

11. When did you last laugh?
2 seconds ago when I read what made laugh on this same question xD

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
One framed certificate. Wtf. I had a joker calendar somewhere! Where'd it gooo?! *hunts for it*

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Uh, my puppy, who is a boi, was very 'excited'. It was very weird, thanks. I scrubbed my eyes with acid afterwards ^_^

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'd have to like it and/or be entertained by it since I'm taking the time to do it ;D

15. What is the last film you saw?
Taken, mom was randomly watching it when I came in from work and I was too tired to get up to do anything else so I watcheded it 8D There was lots of violence and I lol'd 'cause the main character was like some superhuman who beat the shat outta eeeeeveryone and their mom D:

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy the rights to Second Life and not make stuff cost actual money >:{ Also, I'd buy Pogo and Tim and Ginger 8D And they would give me sexual favors for making them more famous than Britney Spears ;D

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I should be sleeping right now but I'm doing this quiz instead ^.^

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I WOULD TAKE DOWN THE FUCKIN' GODHATESFAGS SITE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:< AND GET RID OF OTHER HOMOPHOBIA-RELATED ASSHOLES AND WEBSITES AND STUPIDNESS *roars angrily*

19. Do you like to dance?
Nawt really XD Only cause I know I don't look good </3 xDDDD

20. George Bush:
Not president anymore.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Evangeline

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Johnny or Jacob

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definitely 8D

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
I will gnaw on the pearly gates.

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Yah I'm half asleep right now. Sorry if this doesn't make sense ;D I had fun, though; is all that counts, right?